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Valentine’s Day Jokes Printable Valentines for Kids Classroom Exchanges

Valentine's day jokes valentines for kids

Get ready for your school’s Valentine’s Day party with my funny Valentine’s Day Jokes free printable classroom valentines for kids! My free printable valentines jokes make great handmade classroom valentines and lunchbox notes. I’m giving you all the free printable templates to make your own Valentine’s Day jokes cards to give to your favorite kids, students, and school pals. Get my free printable to make your own jokes Valentine’s Day cards for kids!

Free printable classroom valentines – with jokes!

I designed these free printable classroom valentines for ASTROBRIGHTS® Papers who sponsored this project. I’m happy to share that I’ll be contributing four new projects to Astrobrights.com this year including free printable templates and full step-by-step instructions. Thanks, Astrobrights, for sponsoring this post. I only work with brands that I use and love.

See also: Easy Valentine’s Day Hearts Bracelets Craft for Kids »

Making Valentine's Day jokes valentines

Valentine’s Day jokes free printable classroom valentines

My free printable valentines cards for kids feature 18 different silly Valentine’s Day jokes like:

  • “What should you say to a magical unicorn on Valentine’s Day?”
  • “What did the ceiling say to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day?”
  • “What did the potato say to the cooking oil on Valentine’s Day?”
  • “What did one shark say to the other on Valentine’s Day?”
  • and 14 more Valentine’s Day jokes for kids.

Keep reading to see my full list of 18 kid-friendly Valentine’s Day jokes and punchlines below…

Valentine's Day jokes valentines for kids

Lift the pink heart to see the joke’s punchline

Wanna know the punchlines to the jokes? Flip up the top heart to reveal the answers underneath the heart. Cute, yes? I love the silliness of these DIY Valentine’s Day Jokes Cards for Kids. They’re funny, creative, and easy to make for classroom friends. Teachers can also make them for their students! Just print my free printable jokes valentines templates at Astrobrights.com, cut, glue, and sign your name on the back.

Valentine's day jokes valentines for kids

Easy DIY classroom exchange valentines to make as a kids craft activity

My 6-year-old son, Liam, got a kids’ joke book in his Christmas stocking and he’s all into telling us silly jokes these days. Last year, we made our own DIY LEGO classroom Valentines so I thought it would be fun to make DIY valentines with Valentine’s Day jokes for him to pass out to his classroom friends at school. We gathered up a bunch of heart-themed jokes and even made up some of our own using punch lines from other jokes.

You only need a handful of supplies to make my DIY Jokes Valentines: ASTROBRIGHTS cardstock paper, paper glue, scissors, and a craft knife (or butter knife from your kitchen) and ruler. Color-wise, Liam and I chose Fireball Fuchsia™, Pulsar Pink™, Plasma Pink™, Celestial Blue® and Re-Entry Red™ from my Valentine’s Day Sugar Cookies color palette inspiration.

Liam making valentines copyright Kathy Beymer

Creative valentine classroom exchange cards with Valentine’s Day jokes

My DIY Valentine’s Day Jokes Cards are fun and friendly without being too romantic, so it’s a great valentines idea for boys and girls to make for their classroom valentines exchange cards. Kids can sign their names on the backs to practice their handwriting skills and can add a couple small hearts for extra love.

Now what do you call a very small Valentine? A valen-tiny!

Valentine's day jokes valentines for kids

Tuck a joke into your kid’s lunchbox on Valentine’s Day

And my printable Valentine’s Day Joke Valentines also make great lunchbox notes. Parents can make 14 jokes to count down to Valentine’s Day — just put one into your child’s lunchbox each day from February 1 – 14 — or make just one lunchbox note for February 14. I’d choose this joke for lunchbox notes on Valentine’s Day: “What did peanut butter say to the jelly on Valentine’s Day? You’re my jam!”

Printable lunch box notes for Valentine's Day

Valentine's day jokes valentines for kids

Supplies for making my free printable classroom valentines featuring Valentine’s Day jokes

How to make my classroom exchange jokes valentines

Step 1: Print my Valentine’s Day jokes templates and cut out

I’ve created four jokes valentines templates for you to print and cut:

Making Valentine's Day jokes valentines

Step 2: Glue punchlines to the squares

Place squares with the To/From facing down on the table. Glue red contrast hearts onto the blank side of the rectangle using a glue stick. Again, contrast hearts are optional to add another color. Then glue an answer to the contrast heart. Let dry.

Step 3: Score the top of the joke question hearts

You’re going to fold the top of the joke question heart so that people can easily lift to see the punchline .Scoring is the best way to ensure a clean fold. Lay a metal ruler onto the heart-shaped question. Run the *back dull edge* of a craft knife (or non-serrated butter knife from your kitchen) along the ruler edge to make a slight dent into the paper. This will make it easy for kids to fold up to see the punchline.

Making Valentine's Day jokes valentines

Step 4: Glue the top part of the heart-shaped question onto the answer

Secure the top of the heart by gluing just the top scored portion of the question hearts to the answer heart. Gluing just the top above the score line allow kids to fold up the joke’s question to see its punchline.

Here’s my full list of 18 Valentine’s Day jokes and punchlines

  1. What did the potato say to the vegetable oil on Valentine’s Day? I only have fries for you.
  2. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
  3. What should you say to a mythical unicorn on Valentine’s Day? You’re magical!
  4. What did one volcano say to the other volcano on Valentine’s Day? I lava you.
  5. What do you call a very small Valentine? A valen-tiny!
  6. What flowers give the most kisses on Valentine’s Day? Tulips.
  7. What did one shark say to the other shark on Valentine’s Day? I like every fin about you!
  8. What did the penny say to the nickel on Valentine’s Day? We make cents together.
  9. You’re the bright spot in my life.
  10. What did one marble say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You are marble-ous.
  11. What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re purr-fect!
  12. What did the apple say to the orange on Valentine’s Day? We make a good pear.
  13. What did the peanut butter say to the jelly on Valentine’s Day? You’re my jam!
  14. What did the ceiling say to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day? I like hanging around you.
  15. What did one octopus say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
  16. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe on Valentine’s Day? You’re one in a melon!
  17. Why did the kid put chocolate candy hearts under his pillow? Because he wanted to have sweet dreams.
  18. What did the T-Rex say to the stegosaurus on Valentine’s Day? You’re dino-mite!

Step 6: Write names and add optional treats or candy

Writing names is good handwriting practice for kids. You can tape a piece of candy to the back of the Valentine using cute washi tape if you’d like to add a little extra treat.

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Be sure to pin my DIY Valentine’s Day Jokes Cards for Kids

Valentine's day jokes valentines for kids

And see more projects featuring ASTROBRIGHTS Papers like my Valentine’s Day heart bracelets, paper sunshine and ice cream wreath, Father’s Day tie garland, Geometric Dinosaur Birthday Party, and much more.

Thank again to Astrobrights for sponsoring this Valentine’s Day craft project. Now what flowers give the most kisses on Valentine’s Day? Tulips!!

Valentine's day jokes valentines for kids

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